We Named the Dog Indiana!

My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R

My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R

Oh, I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll say ...

'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Yeah, I'm bored. I got nothing useful to say.

Deal with it.